Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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