it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
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