why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I cut my penus on the lid.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Randomize
