strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
A+ Viking dick
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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