Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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