I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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