I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
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