i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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