I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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