a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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