How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
The adults are the big ones right?
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