There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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