Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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