im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Randomize
