Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
After last night, I could never be a politician.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
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