He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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