S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
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