I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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