i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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