So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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