Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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