As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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