I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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