i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Such a big mess for such a small penis
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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