I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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