I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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