Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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