Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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