yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
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