we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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