He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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