I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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