your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Randomize
