That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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