you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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