So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Randomize