ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
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