This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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