they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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