4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Swine flu. Run for my life!
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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