But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
