just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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