Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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