Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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