There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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