im gay
i know
yea but for you.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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