dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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