Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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