he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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