But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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