Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
ok first of all what the fuck
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