i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Actions speak louder than pants.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
Randomize
