My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
and you said cock pushups were impossible
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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