So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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